Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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The ball always lands where the pin was yesterday.

[SteveHorn]

Dar! THATS A GREAT ONE "The ball always lands where the pin was yesterday"

[Stan Nehilla]

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated.
Gardner Dickinson

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The more often your opponent quotes the rules, the greater the certainty that he cheats.

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The only sure way to find a drive sliced deep into the woods is to hit a provisional ball 260 yards right down the middle.

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Taking more than two putts to get down on a lightning-fast, steeply-sloped green is no embarrassment unless you had to hit a wedge between putts.

[Stan Nehilla]

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

[Stan Nehilla]

When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.
Dave Stockton

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It always takes at least five holes to notice that club is missing.

[Stan Nehilla]

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
Sam Snead