Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » March 24th, 2012, 5:33 am

You don't hit anything with your backswing. So don't rush it.
Doug Ford

Post by **tincup** » March 24th, 2012, 9:12 am

The source of your latest swing fault is a recent correction.

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » March 25th, 2012, 4:57 am

Golf is a way of testing ourselves while enjoying ourselves.
Arnold Palmer

Post by **tincup** » March 25th, 2012, 5:30 am

I got a nice set of clubs for my wife. I'm going to miss her.

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » March 26th, 2012, 6:26 am

There are no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop that counts.
Brian Swarbrick

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » March 27th, 2012, 3:40 am

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Paul Gallico

Post by **tincup** » March 27th, 2012, 8:04 am

A group of personal injury attorneys playing in the fairway adjacent to yours, exerts strong gravitational forces on your ball.

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » March 28th, 2012, 5:27 am

Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little the more you use it.
Doug Sanders

Post by **tincup** » March 28th, 2012, 7:29 am

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents luck.

Post by **Stan Nehilla** » March 29th, 2012, 6:21 am

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still going to be pretty good.
Johnny Miller

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