Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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Never use another player’s ball on the same hole where you stole it.

[Stan Nehilla]

Strokes always accumulate faster than they can be forgotten.
Anon

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The less-skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf does strange things to other people too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men and fools out of everybody.
Milton Gross

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Don’t buy a putter until you have had a chance to throw it.

[Stan Nehilla]

No matter how badly you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
Anon

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The only sure way to get a par is to leave a four-foot birdie putt two inches short of the hole.

[Stan Nehilla]

He was standing too close to my ball.
Barry Goldwater, after beaning a spectator 30 yards off the tee.

[Stan Nehilla]

This is the hardest game in the world, believe me. There is no way a golfer can think he is really something, because that's when the game gets you.
Ben Crenshaw

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The three keys to playing golf well:
1. Keep your head still.
2. Keep your stupid head still.
3. Keep your &%$#* &^%$@# stupid head still.