Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.
~ Gary Player

[Stan Nehilla]

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
~ Lee Trevino

[Stan Nehilla]

Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot.
~ Mark McCumber

[Stan Nehilla]

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
~ Anonymous

[Stan Nehilla]

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
~ Anonymous

[Stan Nehilla]

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

[Stan Nehilla]

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

[Stan Nehilla]

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.
~ Arnold Palmer

[Stan Nehilla]

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
~ Arnold Palmer

[Stan Nehilla]

I never rooted against an opponent, but I never rooted for him either.
~ Arnold Palmer