Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.
~ Cary Middlecoff

[Stan Nehilla]

Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.
~ Henry Cotton

[Stan Nehilla]

The proper score for a businessman golfer is 90. If he is better than that he is neglecting his business. If he's worse, he's neglecting his golf.
~ St Andrews Rotary Club Member

[Stan Nehilla]

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
~ Bobby Nichols

[Stan Nehilla]

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
~ Huxtable Pippey

[Stan Nehilla]

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
~ Pete Dye

[Stan Nehilla]

My golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one!
~ Jane Swan

[Stan Nehilla]

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.
~ Bob Bruce

[Stan Nehilla]

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and golf. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with golf.
~ Andrew Perry

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.
~ Mark Calcavecchia