Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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Remember, there are no referees in golf- it's up to you and you alone to decide if you're entitled to a free kick

[Stan Nehilla]

LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

[Stan Nehilla]

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

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If you aren't paired with the two loud- mouthed dickheads you saw unloading their clubs in the parking lot, it's because the couple from hell is waiting for you on the first tee

[Stan Nehilla]

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

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A golf vacation is a trip taken by two or more players to a place where no one can remember when it rained so much

[Stan Nehilla]

LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?

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If the moon had a more evenly dimpled surface and a hard rubber core, a couple of Out of Bounds stakes could pull it out of its orbit

[Stan Nehilla]

LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

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The number of tees in the ball pocket of your bag is always less than 3 or more than 600