Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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While unloading your golf bag from the car, the golf balls fall out and roll under the other cars.

[Stan Nehilla]

The hickory-shafted driver that you found in your grandmother's attic turns out to be worth only $10.

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When you play a shot from a bunker and the ball hits the bank, there is a split second when you have no idea as to the ball's whereabouts before it plummets down on your foot.

[Stan Nehilla]

The latest piece of written instruction never works on the course.

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When there is one minute left to get to the first tee, a shoelace breaks.

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There is no truth in the theory that if you know how to shank you will never do so.

[Stan Nehilla]

The love of your life either hates golf or is a better player than you.

[Stan Nehilla]

The more you play a course the more obsessed you become with its dangers.

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Using an old ball for a shot over water does not mean you will avoid the splash.

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The sand in the bunkers is never the right texture for your particular technique.