Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

The sand in the bunkers is never the right texture for your particular technique.

[Stan Nehilla]

A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

[tincup]

Rule exceptions for seniors

Wrongful Lie

If a ball lands within a fairway but unfairly comes to rest in a divot hole, pitch mark, tire track, or other concavity, or in any similar sunken, indented, or depressed lie more likely to be encountered in uneven or broken ground along the margins of a hole where terrain has been deliberately and appropriately designed to penalise errant play, that ball may be moved without penalty to the nearest adjacent lie where the condition of the playing surface is more nearly representative of the overall state of the turf generally prevailing throughout the majority of the fairway, when considered as a whole.

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.

[tincup]

Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.
~ Miller Barber

[Stan Nehilla]

The only available space in the parking lot is always furthest from the locker-room.

[tincup]

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
Arnold Palmer

[Stan Nehilla]

Bunkers have the unnerving habit of rushing out to meet your ball.

[tincup]

The best way to straighten out a fade is to use a bunker as the aiming point for your shot

[Stan Nehilla]

During the first round with a brand new set of clubs, the ball has to be played from a road.