Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
~ Ben Hogan

[tincup]

The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino

[tincup]

When you're between clubs, it's always the other club, unless it's the other other club

[Stan Nehilla]

That putt had more breaks than a government job.
~ Brian Weis

[Stan Nehilla]

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
~ Tony Lema

[tincup]

It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
~ Al McGuire

[Stan Nehilla]

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
~ Huxtable Pippey

[tincup]

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
Buddy Hackett

[Stan Nehilla]

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
~ Bob Hope

[tincup]

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray