Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[tincup]

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.

"It's only fair to warn you Jody." he said. "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."

"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said. "I'm a hooker."

"I see." he said. Then brightening, he smiled. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

[Stan Nehilla]

The number of practice balls recovered is always less than the number hit.

[tincup]

Good golf manners require you to help a competitor search for a lost ball, but nothing says you have to find it

[Stan Nehilla]

If your opponent hasn’t played the course before, don’t be a
spoilsport and ruin all the surprises.

[tincup]

You really need only four clubs to hit every bad shot in golf

[Stan Nehilla]

Whatever you think you’re doing wrong is the one thing
you’re doing right.

[sandwedge]

[Stan Nehilla]

The score (or handicap) a player reports should always be
regarded as his opening offer.

[tincup]

"I play golf in the low eighties," the old man was telling one of the youngsters at his club.

"Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive."

"Not really," said the old man, "Any hotter and I'd probably have a stroke."

[Stan Nehilla]

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share
his ideas about the golf swing.

The less intelligent the player, the more certain he is to
offer insights into the mental side of the game.