Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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Stan Nehilla
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It’s surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you lie 10.
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Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.
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David Feherty on his decision to give up his playing career in favor of a microphone:

"When CBS came to me and asked me to do on-course commentary, I said, 'You know, I'm only 37, I still have hopes of playing a little better.' So they told me what they were going to pay me, and I said, 'You want to buy a set of clubs?' "
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Stan Nehilla wrote:David Feherty on his decision to give up his playing career in favor of a microphone:

"When CBS came to me and asked me to do on-course commentary, I said, 'You know, I'm only 37, I still have hopes of playing a little better.' So they told me what they were going to pay me, and I said, 'You want to buy a set of clubs?' "
The important point is "How did it come about that CBS approached David in the first place?" Well, I'll tell you. A CBS reporter interviewed Feherty's driver the week before, and the driver said "Please, get this damn comedian off my grip!" :bg:
Cheers, Dave
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An American went to Scotland and played golf with a newly acquainted Scottish golfer.
After a bad tee shot, he played a "Mulligan" which was an extremely good one.
He then asked the Scottish, "What do you call a Mulligan in Scotland?"
"We call it 3."
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Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
~ Bruce Lansky
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If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker,
your ball is in the bunker.
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Designers who place a hole location on a steep green slope with no chance of stopping the ball anywhere near the hole should be shot without trial. :mad:
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Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

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