Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[tincup]

It is surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you lie 10.

[Stan Nehilla]

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
~ Michael Bamberger

[Stan Nehilla]

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

[Stan Nehilla]

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan

[tincup]

If your ball disappears in the fairway of a blind hole, it is probably because it rolled into an anti-divot and vaporized.

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

~ Gary Player

[tincup]

The inappropriateness of attire worn by prospective players at a private or resort course increases in direct proportion to the accumulation of unsold inventory in its pro shop.

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

[tincup]

You can hear thunder a hundred miles away when you are three holes down with three to play.

[Stan Nehilla]

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
~ Jack Nicklaus