Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
Dave Marr

[Stan Nehilla]

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
Ben Hogan

[tincup]

Never subtract so many strokes on any one hole that you wind up with the honor on the next tee.

[Stan Nehilla]

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Bob Hope

[Stan Nehilla]

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
Huxtable Pippey

[tincup]

Always limp with the same leg for the whole round.

[Stan Nehilla]

The older you get the stronger the wind gets... and it's always in your face.
Jack Nicklaus

[tincup]

If it ain’t broke, try changing your grip.

[Stan Nehilla]

The proper score for a businessman golfer is 90. If he is better than that he is neglecting his business. If he's worse, he's neglecting his golf.
St Andrews Rotary Club Member

[tincup]

I had a goal of shooting lower than my caddy's IQ, but had to change plans when I learned that no one has ever broken 50.