Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

When God wants to play through, you let him play through.
Lee Trevino, after lightning strike

[tincup]

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.

[Stan Nehilla]

Actually, the only time I took out a one iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a seven to do that.
Jim Murray

[Stan Nehilla]

The tour players can be classified into two groups - the attractions and the entry fees.
Jimmy Demaret

[Stan Nehilla]

Let's face it, ninety-five percent of this game is mental. A guy plays lousy golf, he doesn't need a pro, he needs a shrink.
Tom Murphy

[tincup]

On courses where the yardages are marked on sprinkler heads:
1. There will be no sprinkler head within 40 yards of your ball.
2. The nearest sprinkler head will be blank.
3. While being examined, the sprinkler head will turn on.

[Stan Nehilla]

As of this writing, there are approximately 2,450 reasons why a person hits a rotten shot, and more are being discovered every day.
Jay Cronley

[tincup]

Remember that it only takes a few extra seconds to pick up a wedge left on the green by a group of slower players in front of you and hurl it deep into the woods.

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are in front of you and the fastest are those behind.
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

The best thing to be said about golf is that it isn't compulsory.
Anon