Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[tincup]

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
Harvey Penick

[Stan Nehilla]

The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

It's as easy to lower your handicap as it is to reduce your hat size.
Anon

[tincup]

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
anon

[Stan Nehilla]

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at an earlier age.
Anon

[tincup]

-Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.

[Stan Nehilla]

Whatever you have left out of your bag is the one thing you will need - if it is Band-aids, you will develope a blister; if it is a spare glove, yours will tear on the fifth hole.
Anon

[Stan Nehilla]

It's a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if you're not too choosy about which fairway.
Anon

[tincup]

Never play with anyone who would question a 7 on a par 3.

[Stan Nehilla]

The only thing of real value that you can take from the driving range to the first tee is a pocket full of range balls.
Anon