Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » December 9th, 2015, 3:52 am

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » December 10th, 2015, 5:05 am

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game. ~Phil Blackmar
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » December 11th, 2015, 5:21 am

The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did. ~Robert Browning, A History of Golf
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » December 12th, 2015, 6:05 am

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around. ~Rick Reilly, "Master Strokes," Sports Illustrated
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » December 13th, 2015, 5:34 am

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance. ~Alistair Cooke
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » December 14th, 2015, 5:25 am

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul. ~Bruce McCall, "The Case Against Golf," Esquire
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » December 18th, 2015, 5:26 am

Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins. ~Jim Murray
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » December 20th, 2015, 5:32 am

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. ~Tommy Armour
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » January 6th, 2016, 10:13 am

You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match. ~Steve Sax
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby LeonardRo » June 29th, 2017, 1:48 am

Stan Nehillea wrote:You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some semenax clothes that don't match. ~Steve Sax


These are great Stan, I don't know how you came up with all these.
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