Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. ~P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~Arthur Daley

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. ~Ted Ray, Golf – My Slice of Life, 1972

[Stan Nehilla]

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. ~Paul Gallico

[Stan Nehilla]

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~Author Unknown

[Stan Nehilla]

Forget your opponents; always play against par. ~Sam Snead

[Stan Nehilla]

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive. ~Arnold Palmer

[Stan Nehilla]

The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. ~Author Unknown

[Stan Nehilla]

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. ~G.K. Chesterton

[Stan Nehilla]

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one. ~Martha Beckman