Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

One hundred years of experience had demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity practiced in a pasture.
~ Dave Kindred

My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.
~ Brett Favre

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
~ Jack Nicklaus

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
~ Jack Nicklaus

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

~ Gary Player

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
~ Will Rogers

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
~ Harry Vardon

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
~ Ben Hogan

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H G Wells