Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

Grip it and rip it. It works for John Daly. It never worked for me. All I did was wear out golf gloves.
~ Chuck Stark

[Stan Nehilla]

Practice puts brains in your muscles.
~ Sam Snead

[Stan Nehilla]

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis

[Stan Nehilla]

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
~ Michael Bamberger

[Stan Nehilla]

Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino

[Stan Nehilla]

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson

[Stan Nehilla]

When it's breezy, hit it easy.
~ Davis Love, Jr.

[Stan Nehilla]

A hungry dog hunts best.
~ Lee Trevino

[Stan Nehilla]

The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle

[Stan Nehilla]

There are no short hitters on the tour anymore—just long and unbelievably long.
~ Sam Snead