Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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Stan Nehilla
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Jan 17

Bobby Jones named his putter Calamity Jane.
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Jan 18

"Golf is a game where you yell 'fore', shoot 6, and write down 5."
-- Paul Harvey, Golf Digest
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Jan 19

" The hardest shot in golf is the mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree , bounced back into a sand trap, hits a stone, bounces on the green , and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult, I have only made it once."
-- Zeppo Marx
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Lol, and that's why this game is so darned addicting.
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Jan 20

"Golf Has drawbacks. It is possible, by too much of it, to destroy the mind."
-- Sir Walter Simpson
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Jan 21

"The wit of man has never invented a pastime equal to golf for its healthful recreations, its pleasurable excitement, and its never-ending source of amusement."
- - Lord Balfour
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Jan 22

"I've always said that if they have a golf course like this in Heaven, I want to be the head pro."
--Gary Player, on Augusta National
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Jan 23

"You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen."
- - Lee Trevino
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Love the last 2 quotes.
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Jan 24

Mickey Wright was arguably the finest woman golfer of all time and possibly had the best swing in the history of the game, man or woman. An authority no less than Ben Hogan said so.
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