Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~ Dean Martin

[Stan Nehilla]

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.
~ Thomas Boswell

[Stan Nehilla]

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.
~ John Daly

[Stan Nehilla]

Go ahead and putt, you are not interrupting my conversation.
~ Robert E. Zorn

[Stan Nehilla]

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it. (when asked whether he'd like to join the Royal and Ancient Golf Club, after winning the '95 British Open at St. Andrews)
~ John Daly

[Stan Nehilla]

There are two basic rules which should never be broken. Be subtle. And don't, for God's sake, try to do business with anyone who's having a bad game.
~ William Davis

[Stan Nehilla]

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.
~ Byron Nelson

[Stan Nehilla]

As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I don't know diddly squat. When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.
~ Fred Couples

[Stan Nehilla]

No one ever swung too slowly.
~ Bobby Jones

[Stan Nehilla]

The golf swing is like sex: you can't be thinking of the mechanics of the act while you're doing it.
~ Dave Hill