Wit & Wisdom of Golf

[Stan Nehilla]

David Feherty on Jim Furyk's swing:
"It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."

[Stan Nehilla]

"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
~ David Feherty

[tincup]

The woods are full of long drivers.
~ Harvey Penick

[Stan Nehilla]

The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.

[tincup]

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.

"It's only fair to warn you Jody." he said. "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."

"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said. "I'm a hooker."

"I see." he said. Then brightening, he smiled. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

[Stan Nehilla]

Whatever the rule for a particular situation, you've probably broken it.

[tincup]

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
Sam Snead

[Stan Nehilla]

When playing to a temporary green, your ball finishes stone dead to the hole cut in the proper green.

[tincup]

Hand mashie:
The five-fingered "club" attached to the end of a golfer's arm.

[Stan Nehilla]

Waterproof trousers cannot be removed without falling over.