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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 3rd, 2015, 4:38 am
by Stan Nehilla
Grip it and rip it. It works for John Daly. It never worked for me. All I did was wear out golf gloves.
~ Chuck Stark

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 4th, 2015, 4:33 am
by Stan Nehilla
Practice puts brains in your muscles.
~ Sam Snead

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 5th, 2015, 5:25 am
by Stan Nehilla
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 6th, 2015, 4:23 am
by Stan Nehilla
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
~ Michael Bamberger

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 7th, 2015, 4:19 am
by Stan Nehilla
Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 8th, 2015, 4:35 am
by Stan Nehilla
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 9th, 2015, 4:33 am
by Stan Nehilla
When it's breezy, hit it easy.
~ Davis Love, Jr.

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 10th, 2015, 4:33 am
by Stan Nehilla
A hungry dog hunts best.
~ Lee Trevino

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 11th, 2015, 5:20 am
by Stan Nehilla
The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: October 12th, 2015, 4:01 am
by Stan Nehilla
There are no short hitters on the tour anymore—just long and unbelievably long.
~ Sam Snead