Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.
Gary Player

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
Lee Trevino

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
~ Dave Marr

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
~ Tommy Bolt

I never rooted against an opponent, but I never rooted for him either.
~ Arnold Palmer

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
Anonymous

Grip it and rip it. It works for John Daly. It never worked for me. All I did was wear out golf gloves.
~ Chuck Stark

The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all your errors.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead