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The ball always lands where the pin was yesterday.

Dar! THATS A GREAT ONE "The ball always lands where the pin was yesterday"

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated.
Gardner Dickinson

The more often your opponent quotes the rules, the greater the certainty that he cheats.

The only sure way to find a drive sliced deep into the woods is to hit a provisional ball 260 yards right down the middle.

Taking more than two putts to get down on a lightning-fast, steeply-sloped green is no embarrassment unless you had to hit a wedge between putts.

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.
Dave Stockton

It always takes at least five holes to notice that club is missing.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
Sam Snead