Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

When God wants to play through, you let him play through.
Lee Trevino, after lightning strike

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.

Actually, the only time I took out a one iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a seven to do that.
Jim Murray

The tour players can be classified into two groups - the attractions and the entry fees.
Jimmy Demaret

Let's face it, ninety-five percent of this game is mental. A guy plays lousy golf, he doesn't need a pro, he needs a shrink.
Tom Murphy

On courses where the yardages are marked on sprinkler heads:
1. There will be no sprinkler head within 40 yards of your ball.
2. The nearest sprinkler head will be blank.
3. While being examined, the sprinkler head will turn on.

As of this writing, there are approximately 2,450 reasons why a person hits a rotten shot, and more are being discovered every day.
Jay Cronley

Remember that it only takes a few extra seconds to pick up a wedge left on the green by a group of slower players in front of you and hurl it deep into the woods.

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are in front of you and the fastest are those behind.
Anon

The best thing to be said about golf is that it isn't compulsory.
Anon