Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

Golf is like art; it's impossible to be perfect.
Sandra Palmer

You can hear thunder a hundred miles away when you are three holes down with three to play.

My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies - one to walk the left rough, one for the right rough and one down the middle. The one in the middle doesn't have much to do.
Dave Hill

The people on the green keeping staff always look like they took the job because a golf course is such a terrific place to dispose of all the bodies.

Great golf courses should have one silly hole.
Frank Hannigan

The gimmie length of a putt you are entitled to take is exactly 3.14 times the length of a putt you are willing to concede.

In golf, nothing counts like your opponent.
Anon

Sometimes a golfer makes such a wild shot that when he finally finds the ball, he has lost the course.
Anon

While hunting for your lost ball in the woods, all the balls you find are orange, pink, have a red stripe on them or they are Walmart X-Outs.

No golfer ever played too Fast!
Anon