Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

When your too old to chase other things, you can always chase golf balls.
Anon

The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while your performing.
Dave Hill

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.
Bobby Jones

When I'm on the golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.
Lee Trevino

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
Lou Holtz

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but it now has millions of poor players.
Anon

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry

There's an old saying:
If a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs on his pants, don't ask him what he shot.
Sam Snead

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
Buddy Hackett

The greater the bet, the longer short putts become.
Anon