Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Arnold Palmer

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Sam Snead

Many golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.
Anon

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman

The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes.
Anon

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
H. G. Wells

All truly great golf courses have an almost supernatural finishing hole, by way of separating the chokers from the strokers.
Charles Price

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers