Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

For most golfers, the only difference between a one-dollar
ball and a three-dollar ball is two dollars.

You can put “draw” on the ball, you can put “fade” on the
ball, but no golfer can put “straight” on the ball.

The frequency with which balls are lost increases as the
available supply decreases.

No putt ever got longer as the result of a ball being
marked.

An extra ball in the pocket is worth two strokes in the
bush.

A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not
yours.

If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker,
your ball is in the bunker.

If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.

Guy gets to a long par 3 over water. A voice from above says, "Hit the new Titleist Pro V."

The guy tees up the Titleist and takes a practice swing.

The voice comes back, "Never mind, hit a range ball."

Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture: Winston Churchill

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose: Gerald Ford