Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

A stroke does not occur unless it is observed by more than
one golfer.

99.99% of all matter is empty space, but that last .01% will
stop a golf ball dead.

If your ball disappears in the fairway of a blind hole, it’s
probably because it rolled into an anti-divot and vaporized.

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently
make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental
equilibrium of the universe.

If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does,
simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.

To calculate the speed of a player’s downswing, multiply the
speed of his backswing by his handicap. Example: backswing
20 mph, handicap 15, downswing 600 mph.

Knowing the swing weight of your club is as indispensable to
playing good golf as knowing the temperature of the grass in
the fairway.

A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.

It’s a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if
you’re not too choosy about which fairway.

Hazards attract; fairways repel.