Golf Sim Clubhouse Forum

The less intelligent the player, the more certain he is to
offer insights into the mental side of the game.

The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant
elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that
allowed you to compensate for all your errors.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent’s
luck.

Never leave your opponent with the sole responsibility for
thinking of all the things that might go wrong with his
shot.

Taking more than two putts to get down on a lightning-fast,
steeply sloped green is no embarrassment unless you had to
hit a wedge between the putts.

The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two
holes.

Nothing straightens out a nasty slice quicker than a sharp
dogleg to the right.

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf
course is a straight line that passes directly through the
center of a very large tree.

There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces
just the way you meant to play it.

You can hit a two-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a
two-inch branch 90% of the time.