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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: December 9th, 2015, 3:52 am
by Stan Nehilla
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: December 10th, 2015, 5:05 am
by Stan Nehilla
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game. ~Phil Blackmar

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: December 11th, 2015, 5:21 am
by Stan Nehilla
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did. ~Robert Browning, A History of Golf

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: December 12th, 2015, 6:05 am
by Stan Nehilla
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around. ~Rick Reilly, "Master Strokes," Sports Illustrated

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: December 13th, 2015, 5:34 am
by Stan Nehilla
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance. ~Alistair Cooke

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: December 14th, 2015, 5:25 am
by Stan Nehilla
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul. ~Bruce McCall, "The Case Against Golf," Esquire

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: December 18th, 2015, 5:26 am
by Stan Nehilla
Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins. ~Jim Murray

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: December 20th, 2015, 5:32 am
by Stan Nehilla
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. ~Tommy Armour

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: January 6th, 2016, 10:13 am
by Stan Nehilla
You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match. ~Steve Sax

Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Posted: June 29th, 2017, 1:48 am
by LeonardRo
Stan Nehillea wrote:You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match. ~Steve Sax
These are great Stan, I don't know how you came up with all these.