Wit & Wisdom of Golf

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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 9th, 2015, 9:13 am

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. ~P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 10th, 2015, 5:19 am

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~Arthur Daley
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 11th, 2015, 5:01 am

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. ~Ted Ray, Golf – My Slice of Life, 1972
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 15th, 2015, 9:46 am

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. ~Paul Gallico
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 16th, 2015, 4:58 am

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~Author Unknown
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 18th, 2015, 5:33 am

Forget your opponents; always play against par. ~Sam Snead
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 19th, 2015, 5:36 am

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive. ~Arnold Palmer
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 20th, 2015, 5:31 am

The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. ~Author Unknown
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 21st, 2015, 4:57 am

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. ~G.K. Chesterton
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Re: Wit & Wisdom of Golf

Postby Stan Nehilla » November 22nd, 2015, 6:00 am

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one. ~Martha Beckman
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